SORRY BUT HOW MANY TIMES HAS SOMEONE BEEN TOLD TO REMOVE THE DEAD OLD TREES. IF YOU LOOK ON TV, THERE DEAD AN ROTTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TREE.THEY BEEN TOLD TO TAKE THEM DOWN BY TELEPHONE COMPAIES AN DTE FOR YEARS. BUT THERE TO CHEAP TO HAVE SOMEONE COME OUT AN REMOVE THEM. THE ACT OF GOD IN INSUSANCE USUALLY WONT COVER THIS. SOME PEOLPE DON'T LEARN.

It's so hot out, my mechanic told me that I blew a seal. I told him to keep my personal life out of it, and just tell me what was wrong with my car!

Channel 7 you should come out to Morrocco street in Clinton Township. There is a tree covering an entire house. Its alot worse than the one your airing on television in Sterling Heights.

It's so hot out, Governor Granholm held a press conference earlier today, so she could take credit for enticing Satan to relocate Hell here to Michigan. She then immediately announced a new 75% State tax on all fan and air conditioner sales for existing Michigan residents and businesses.

LOL - this is the best thread I have read here in a long time - thanks Piledriver!

It's so hot out, Robbie Timmons had to baste Jim Brandstatter this afternoon.

Its so flooded out here my boat got a flat and it wont float any more lol

Piledriver, you are my hero.

Go pile, Go Pile!!

It's so hot out, JudyLA5721 actually called her son to read some of these corny jokes to him! (poor woman; she's obviously suffering from heatstroke, herself)