As season 17 of ‘The Bachelor’ (seriously its been 17 seasons?) comes to a close, it was time for Chris Harrison to sit down and ask super awkward questions to the ladies Sean crushed on his path to finding love.
But before we could get to the juicy behind the scenes details and seeing the girls cry one last time, Chris took Sean on a sweet self-centered, conceited, bigheaded tour of Bachelor viewing parties.
I think this is something they tried for the first time this season, and I hope it never happens again.
My ears are still ringing from Sean’s entrance into a sorority house of about 50 girls chanting his name.
How is THAT for an ego boost? I’m surprised his head could fit back out the door.
Back to the tell-all and back to more women saying how hot Sean is. Seriously, he’s going to have to go to therapy for having too much self-confidence after the show is officially over.
Is it just me or does anyone else not remember half of these girls that were on the show?
A few snippets were shown of every woman talking smack about every other woman, specifically focused on Tierra.
“Tierra’s sparkle didn’t sparkle that big and it never did the entire season,” Lesley laughed. “It was pretty dim when Sean gave her the first rose and it was less and less after that.”
One point Lesley.
At this point I was looking around the audience and spotted a few poor guys. What did they do to their wives to deserve going to the tell-all. Just saying.
Chris asked the girls and the audience what they thought of Tierra’s fall down the stairs and if it was real. The collective answer was that Tierra was full of it.
I sure hope an ambulance is on stand-by at the studio while the Tierra-able makes her appearance.
The studio was silent when she finally came out on stage and the audience buckled down for an entire hour focused on her (someone please help us all).
“[The Bachelor] was difficult for me because I light up in a room and when I walk into a room I bring this joy and this smile and I’m happy,” Tierra said with a straight face. “[Girls] judge me on what I look like instead of the inner person, the heart I have, the good family I come from and everything I value in my life and my morals.”
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Tierra continued to say that she never thought she would be in the “hot-seat” and that she was really nervous to be back at the show. (I would be nervous too with all of those women looking at me with dagger-eyes).
Tierra claimed that after Sean gave her the first rose, that it ruined any chance she had of being friendly with the girls. Yeah, like she would have been best friends with everyone if that had not happened the first night. Fooling no one.
She also said that Sean played into how she treated the other women because he told her to put blinders on and not let the women affect her.
OK, Tierra, I will share a little lesson I was taught in the 7th grade: When you point the finger at someone else, you have three pointing back at yourself. Seriously, try it.
“I was friendly, it wasn’t like I walked around the house like a complete devil,” she said. Actually, that is exactly what it seemed like.
After Tierra said that she had nothing to be sorry for, she had a minor brain-fart and apologized to all the women for anything that she did to offend them. Which was basically just being in the house at all.
You should apologize not only to the girls, but also to the nation. And don’t stop there; apologize to the world, Tierra, apologize to the whole world.
She ended her conversation with Chris Harrison with talk about her engagement that happened 3 or 4 seconds after she was sent home from the show.
Now this is the only question I have ever really wanted to know: Not why the sky is blue or why the world cant find peace, but HOW someone is marrying Tierra?
I have never been more confused yet extremely happy in my life at the thought of her impending marriage, because hey! Looks like there is hope for ANY and ALL of us.
Goodbye for good Tierra. Take that sparkle and your eyebrow and craw into a hole, please.
Sarah was a fan favorite and Chris pulled her up on stage to discuss the way she left the house.
She said that she knew what Sean was going to say to her before he even started talking and that every guy she has ever dated has given her the same story.
“You’re an amazing girl, I know how special you are and I want to connected with you so bad but I don’t,” she said. “Someone is going to be so lucky to have you and I don’t want to put you though this.”
She said she could have really seen her and Sean together for the long haul but it just didn’t turn out in her favor.
“I think I’m funny and smart and great so I don’t understand why, I don’t get it!” she said.
You tell them, sister! Fight the good fight.
The biggest fan favorite, Desiree, chatted with Chris next and we all had to watch the saddest goodbye on the Bachelor for the second time. OK, I cant take anymore of this!
“In that moment I felt that we had a natural chemistry
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